A friend of ours said that when her two-year-old is angry, she assumes what was her fetal position. 

Think about it from the two-year-old point of view.  She is only beginning to explore the world, but her mother already knows everything about her gesture.  In fact, she knew about her gesture before poor thing was even born.  Enough already!

There was much said lately about the lack of privacy for kids and teens and about their parents sniffing their rooms in search of drug paraphernalia and miscellaneous evidence of misbehavior.  And what about the unborn? 

What about their private parts?  Think about those creepy giants peering at their genitals with great interest and then discussing the findings with everyone they know.  Where is ACLU when you need them…