Wiggly Little Thing

In addition to daughter-themed poetry, I came up with daughter-themed song parodies. This creation, to be sung to the tune of “Yellow Submarine” is to be sung when changing the diaper:

In the town where I reside

 

Lives the girl who squirts her poop.

 

And she tells us of her life

 

In the land of milky boob.

 

 

You’re a very wiggly little thing!

 

Wiggly little thing!

 

Wiggly little thing!

 

Wiggly little thing!

…Perhaps I should stop blogging about my daughter’s bowl movement. Despite the anonymity offered by the Internet, and despite my limited readership, stories about her precious defecation patterns can cause much embracement a couple of years down the road.

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June 26, 2007. Breedosaurus.

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