Other People’s Poop
I mentioned earlier that I will no longer write about my baby’s poop – for the sake of my baby’s mental health.
Well, I found that bowl movement of other individuals is worthy of a discussion.
For one, there is a mom I know who claims that her baby daughter squirted her poop into a fan. I am tempted to believe her, although this one is too good to be true. Something tells me it’s an urban legend.
Our family went out for a Mexican dinner the other day. The combination of salsa and tequila gives my husband indigestion. So after the dinner he was prostrated on the bed, and by the bed I was nursing my baby. Then my husband farted. My baby dropped my boob and began crying.
You think it’s funny! But think of it from her point of view: nursing is her most important activity, and the only way she knows to get sustenance. And then, all of a sudden her milk supply appears to be polluted!
So I switched the breasts and we continued nursing.
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